A week ago I was at Bill Cosby's house going over an NBC script when he offered me a glass of wine. I soon became dizzy and passed out. I awoke, naked, with Bill slumped over my back as he Skyped with Charles Manson. Manson noticed I had regained consciousness and popped the question to me. My heart was all a flutter and I SAID YES!!!
Thank you Bill Cosby for raping me. If it wasn't for you I would never have met the love of my life!
Stand-up comedian Brett Gilbert best known for his role in the Oscar nominated movie Ghost World, got caught faking his own death purely for the publicity. The shocking details in the this inclusive on the street interview:
brettgilbert.com: "Why did you fake your own death?"
Brett Gilbert: "I didn't. This is the first I've heard that people online thought I was dead."
brettgilbert.com: "We know you did it for the publicty. How do your respond?"
Brett Gilbert: "Honeslty, I'm not famous at all for people to care if I was dead."
brettgilbert.com: "What about your friends and family?"
Brett Gilbert: "They would care, but they don't count."
This reporter has proof that Brett Gilbert has not had a significant role in a tv or film, in fact, in over a decade. Proof positive that he needs and desperatly craves attention like a baby. When interviewing his manager for a statement concerning this we were rebuked with a swift "No Comment."